Thursday, September 24, 2009

SOME OF THE BEST EQUATIONS

Equations!

This is the best I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:

Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words, A Human that doesn't know how

to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words, Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend.

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey !

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey !

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money.

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together !

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