INTERESTING DEFINITIONS

School:

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

Love Affairs:

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work.

Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Father:

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Life Insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.



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